2018 ArbCom voter guide

Before reading this, make sure you know what Arbcom is! This guide assumes you know about Arbcom, you can find out more about Arbitration 2018 in another post.

So there are currently some arbs, and soon some arbs will be replaced with other arbs. This fun event is held annually, and this 2018 edition voter guide is produced by globally blocked notorious sockmaster  Arthur “Dysklyver” Kerensa.

Ranking

The arbs will now be ranked:

Lourdes

Lourdes is a former pop-star called “Russian Red”. She is really cool and you should vote for her because she is really cool. She is an admin. Also did I mention she is really cool?

Fred Bauder

Fred was a lawyer, unfortunately he was working on a divorce case and decided to pay one of the parties for sex. He was caught in the act. Then he was fined and disbarred and will now accuse anyone that mentions it of being a piece of shit. He got desysopped and blocked three times during the Arbcom question phase because he went on a wild wheel warring rampage. Is this the guy you want on arbcom? (Troll recommended #1 candidate)

Robert McClenon

Robert is not an admin, therefore he is screwed. I could go on, but ‘nough said.

Isarra

Issara is bloody marvelous. Her platform  to make Arbcom more interesting, but secretly she is a master developer who made the mobile compatible Wikipedia setting you never use because you prefer the other styles. She is also an admin on uncyclopedia which is fun.

AGK

 Anthony is a former arb who generally advocates for delegation and improvements. He is by far the most sensible choice for arb you could imagine, and someone who has been appointed twice before, so unless Allah is in  bad mood this week, expect him to return. 

SilkTork

I have no  idea what his name is but his picture looks fine and he is an admin so yeah go vote for him too.

 Mkdw

I don’t know is name. But I do know he is very wordy and knows what a library is and goes into said library more than once a year. He has been an arb before. His track record is perfectly good. I really don’t have an opinion here.

Joe Roe

Joe is a great archaeologist. You should make sure not to vote for him because Arbcom would ruin his year. He is by far the best editor in the running, but although he is an admin, he has no real wikipolitical admin skills.

Courcelles

Brad is awesome. Vote for Brad.

Kelapstick

A Canadian. Member of the infamous bacon cabal.

Drmies

Yeah right. This Dutchman is great. Everything he does is just amazing. Vote for the one and only Drmies! His Wikipedia work is so impressive he used it to get tenure for a real academic job.

DGG

David can brely spell nd this makes it hard to follow his long monluges about the notability guidelines. He is a real redneck yank. Voting for DGG is not reccomened unless you are a HTD troll. 

GorillaWarfare

Molly was an arb before, and would do well as a new arb, there is no real issue here unless you are a misogynist moron or are a retired teacher living in Thailand. Vote for her.

One Comment Add yours

  1. A lowly reader says:

    Fred wasn’t disbarred; his license was suspended for 30 days and he can theoretically request to have it reinstated after he pays the $2K fine plus 20 years of interest. It’s effectively the same as a disbarment because he chose to “retire” but technically he’s only suspended.

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